At the risk of sounding cliché this story begins long, long again in a land far, far away.
"Hang on, I thought you hated cliché's?"
I do hate them but that is the true beginning of this story.
"How about you don't go cliché on us? what if it wasn't that long ago in a land surprisingly close?"
That is were a different story takes place. A different tale but what I want to tell today is the tale of a young lady far, far away who lived long, long ago.
Do you WANT me to read you a bedtime story or not?
Then be quit and listen
Long, long ago in a land far, far away there was a young woman.
That young woman was not nice
"Oeh plot twist."
That's it, I'm grabbing the ductape.
She enjoyed seeing others suffer. It made her feel young and alive. She was constantly contemplating how to make those around her miserable. One day she woke up and looked in the mirror. She was